A Cure for Sleep Addiction

She started to worry that she slept too much, not because sleeping was necessarily bad, but because it is often cited as a symptom of depression. She sought remedies for sleep addiction, which included:

Wearing pants that constrain the abdomen
Sitting on uncomfortable chairs
Staying away from cats, who are sleep enablers
Listening to loud music

In fact, was while wearing tight jeans perched on a stiff chair at a coffee shop blaring the Ramones that she met a man who would keep her up most nights with his terribly flawed logic and small bladder.