In Fact

The children’s book author is a bitter ass
The ingénue polishes her ten-year plan
We put the money in but none came out


Funny man is a shambling wreckage
Beautiful flower, poisonous gills
Goofy cub bites unprovoked



Extraordinary flavors burst from the humble turd-root
Feelings shoulder past numbness
Hey, that stooge is a lot smarter than we thought



CEO schedules tie-up and paddle
Tiny tyrant turns out easy to appease
Tearful devotion in fact perishable