We moved a lot in those days. I’d walk the streets pretending to be a deaf-mute. But no one ever tested for me, except a kid behind a bodega counter who asked me if I was stupid.
The first time after we did it, she leaned back and said, “I could’ve used a little more teeth with that.”
Another thing she’d do: ask me, “Do you mean that subjectively or objectively?”
Who gives a shit. It’s what I know to be true.
“If lonely, read Lonely People Magazine, 10 cents, PP Box 178, New Haven, CT”
“Mr. Lonely Man, Join the Chicago Friendship Club for results. Hundreds of ladies belong. If sincere, enclose stamped envelope, 3928 Broadway, Chicago IL”
“100 Ways of Kissing Girls, Illustrated, 30 cents, American Sales Co. Springfield, IL
A little advice from me to you: Don't be afraid of beauty but stay away from nostalgia and you'll be good.
Maybe I’m not the thickest book on the shelf. But in my defense I was never above anything. I was always right there.