Tuesday, December 11, 2007

A New Orifice

A new orifice on the human body was discovered yesterday afternoon in Taipei.

It is where you least expect it but easy enough to clean.

It puckers and whistles; occasionally weeps.

You can leave a pen lodged there and carry on quite comfortably.

We will not name it, not yet.

If you were born with two of them, however, there may be some money in it for you. Call me.

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